Is it a... tongue with legs? A maxi pad with mutant wings for a goth giantess? A modern scorpion coming to say hello? An extra piece of art in the dinner scene from Beetlejuice? A very sad slide? A dramatic shoe horn? A bicycle seat that's entering into a black hole and being stretched through time and space? A kitten launcher? The lovechild between a slingshot and a boomerang?
Oh, it's a chair?
If my delightfully fat ass is going to sit in that chair it needs to be three times as big and OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Unless it wants to end up a thong.
But as a general rule, fuck your non-functioning art chairs.
WITH A GIANT SHOE HORN.