tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post1391198689142718240..comments2024-02-16T11:32:52.407-05:00Comments on ModernSauce: I should get paid to do this. Minus the Cholera.ModernSaucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-73565194375215788292010-04-01T21:34:11.562-04:002010-04-01T21:34:11.562-04:00dear madame sunday. i like this. can you make it...dear madame sunday. i like this. can you make it work for me? http://www.bhg.com/decorating/small-spaces/style/small-bedroom-decorating-tips/?page=2<br /><br />is it just one step up (or down) from bed in a bag? either way- i like it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-75278918790082389412010-04-01T20:28:40.007-04:002010-04-01T20:28:40.007-04:00that's what they said...that's what they said...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-54535931562157075222010-04-01T20:24:29.977-04:002010-04-01T20:24:29.977-04:00Dammit. My low morals are really starting to caus...Dammit. My low morals are really starting to cause problems...ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-10657480609213785262010-04-01T20:01:46.610-04:002010-04-01T20:01:46.610-04:00do you want to be seen associating with republican...do you want to be seen associating with republicans? that would totally kill your in with the gays... but it might get you into the NRA which would increase your standing in your homeowners association....what's a girl to do?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-70701600238540851822010-04-01T19:48:18.214-04:002010-04-01T19:48:18.214-04:00I'd totally go fake lesbian for a discount if ...I'd totally go fake lesbian for a discount if the GOP would pay me instead of those overpriced clubs. Leather, S&M, whatever. I like a little Michael Steele chocolate with my vanilla. All in the name of decor.ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-85378745506483987742010-04-01T19:31:23.377-04:002010-04-01T19:31:23.377-04:00grants are a little hard to come by in these econo...grants are a little hard to come by in these economic times but we'll scrape up the money if you help us climb out of the bag. maybe there is stimulus money for this? or the republicans seem to be throwing it around right now, they wouldn't notice a little less money for their strippers I'm sure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-75929869481254105032010-04-01T19:26:13.547-04:002010-04-01T19:26:13.547-04:00This was not a paid endorsement. Dr. J is truly a...This was not a paid endorsement. Dr. J is truly a satisfied customer (surprisingly). And it's a good thing I'm a bleeding-heart liberal and believe in design welfare for all underprivileged citizens because good decor and paint colors are a right not a privilege. It's my American duty to help those less fortunate. And I'll use whatever vocabulary you need as long as i can still say 'fuck' a lot and spend your money. Mission accomplished.ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-3849219548289737432010-04-01T18:33:28.427-04:002010-04-01T18:33:28.427-04:00Madame Sunday is a design diva. It’s been said be...Madame Sunday is a design diva. It’s been said before and it will be said again. While driving home from my really boring desk job saving small children from disease and pestilence I decided to follow Madame Sunday’s advice and picked up the recommended paint color. After adding it to the 17 other colors on the wall in my 6x6 cave guest room, I realized that she was an absolute genius. The color was perfect. Not too dark, not too bright (can’t have that), not too baby poop brown (currently a lot of that on the walls). I now propose that Madame Sunday begin a second career advising the design illiterate. You’ll need to work on your vocabulary, though as we are a special population and need extra consideration. You are limited to describing colors to those found in a box of 8 crayola crayons as this was the last time any of us learned about colors. Please avoid words like “contrast”, “accent”, and anything else that can’t be found on the description for a bed in a bag. If the colors aren’t the same how are we supposed to know if they look good together? This is the level we function at. But good news for you, we’re completely okay with being told what to do. You point we’ll buy, but don’t expect us to understand why the leopard print throw pillow really adds more class than the unicorn poster we found in the garage. They both have green in them. You told me to add green! <br /><br />So Madame Sunday, please don’t forget about all the people out there who don’t understand what you do but still deserve to live in a place that doesn’t look like a box of crayola exploded or an advertisement for Bed Bath and Beyond. <br /><br />Dr. JAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com