tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post7951935875915319146..comments2024-02-16T11:32:52.407-05:00Comments on ModernSauce: Bitch better have my money.ModernSaucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-82630465505602475642015-04-30T15:21:32.579-04:002015-04-30T15:21:32.579-04:00Move over rain chains, we've got gumdrop gutte...Move over rain chains, we've got gumdrop gutters now! <br /><br />UGH that sooo sucks about your faucet AND landlord situation! I can't believe you have to pay for your own repairs! Maybe I'll be a little more grateful about my house issues. And the fact that I live in the South where everything is 100 jazzillion times cheaper here. <br /><br />Hope you're enjoying that water hose you're using for a faucet lately... : (ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-30077847287106571472015-04-30T13:27:04.796-04:002015-04-30T13:27:04.796-04:00Great. Now I can't get bedazzled rain gutters ...Great. Now I can't get bedazzled rain gutters out of my head. Maybe one of those mod dollhouses or gingerbread creations you love could be a stand-in? Gumdrop gutters? Now I'm hungry.<br /><br />Let me console you with an insane Bay Area story. Our kitchen sink leaks, I go to a popular Berkeley community site to get plumber recs. (Spoiler alert: Berk people are some rich motherfuckers so I should have known better) Two days later a plumber man is telling me it will cost FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE A FUCKING FAUCET. I restrain from punching him in the face. I know nothing about plumbing but this is goddamn Oakland not Shangri-La where streets are made of gold. I'm never calling anyone to fix shit ever again. It's duct tape & hot glue from here on out. Did I mention we have to pay for home repairs because if we "bother" our landlord he'll raise the rent? Yeah, the Bay Area is aces. <br /><br />Anyways, the good news is that you paid off your kitchen!!!! Congratulations!Seraphina Uludonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11143920808085320130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-35065986884758202812015-04-30T08:52:08.024-04:002015-04-30T08:52:08.024-04:00Leaves are just Mother Nature's mulch!
Moji...Leaves are just Mother Nature's mulch! <br /><br />Mojitos and cats, indeed. Enjoy your summer full of construction/destruction. I want pics of that porch when it's done!!ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-14657569307410816662015-04-29T23:50:49.500-04:002015-04-29T23:50:49.500-04:00Mojitos and cats are what separate us from being B...Mojitos and cats are what separate us from being BARBARIANS, L. Good luck with the yard. Maybe, I won't have to mow for a while as the neighbors look askance, Construction is my go to answer for the leaves that still weren't picked up.Don Richardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02666142525712470498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-16679548100291603532015-04-29T23:36:34.779-04:002015-04-29T23:36:34.779-04:00UGH it's in the GROUND and you can't even ...UGH it's in the GROUND and you can't even show it off to your friends and neighbors. Such a 'waste.' SEPTIC HUMOR!<br /><br />Screened in porches are the stuff of dreams and I will send happy thoughts to the universe that you get one soon (as long as I get to come over and hang out there!).<br /><br />Thanks for de-lurking and saying hello!ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-59613600523453316942015-04-29T23:29:15.628-04:002015-04-29T23:29:15.628-04:00I have lurked for so long, but I get it. The const...I have lurked for so long, but I get it. The construction gods have decided I didn't want a new screened porch with skylights.Conspiring against me, even. They have decided a new septic system was more important . Like I care about that? Something that will never be seen, and I'm paying 10's of thousands? Ugh.Don Richardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02666142525712470498noreply@blogger.com