tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post8186282605548152946..comments2024-02-16T11:32:52.407-05:00Comments on ModernSauce: Twerking at the Bone ChurchModernSaucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-16902110256066434672013-04-02T17:59:06.633-04:002013-04-02T17:59:06.633-04:00Good God, my back hurt just looking at the chick i...Good God, my back hurt just looking at the chick in the library. Silly me, thinking sex in the library is the only illicit act that should happen. Wait, no, that could get gross for the books. Okay, only twerking and Tears for Fears videos should happen in libraries. And reading. <br /><br />You know that saying about monkeys + typewriters + infinite time = Shakespeare? No matter how long you left me with thousands of bones I just don't think I could match this shit. I feel like they were aiming for "cheerful" with the addition of bird skeleton, but ended at "pecked his eyes out and ate his face". Really adds the sauce (ha! wordplay!) to the piece. Seraphina Uludonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11143920808085320130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-53788922193072515112013-04-01T22:22:07.769-04:002013-04-01T22:22:07.769-04:00You and me both, Deb.You and me both, Deb.ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-53590846219981857582013-03-31T22:40:44.334-04:002013-03-31T22:40:44.334-04:00I AM that 'old white lady' attempting to &...I AM that 'old white lady' attempting to 'twerk. Only I save my good wine for 'twerkin'!<br /><br />aka, deb Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-19733782324602283112013-03-31T20:54:34.850-04:002013-03-31T20:54:34.850-04:00We like it when you come by but I'm not sure a...We like it when you come by but I'm not sure anyone actually reads blogs anymore so it's cool. You're welcome to the Sauce any time!ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-27934903361588862612013-03-30T19:35:02.040-04:002013-03-30T19:35:02.040-04:00it saddens me that i forget to come over to your b...it saddens me that i forget to come over to your blog. bc it's funny o'er hurr. MFAMBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01306236596066786755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-28994513142827901962013-03-28T19:51:46.398-04:002013-03-28T19:51:46.398-04:00I laughed so hard at this. Were you head banging ...I laughed so hard at this. Were you head banging to a certain soundtrack or just in general?<br /><br />Thanks - just got back from the chiropractor and feel much better. So good I might want to head bang...ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-248652523334855292013-03-28T14:16:02.447-04:002013-03-28T14:16:02.447-04:00In highschool, I skipped class one day and discove...In highschool, I skipped class one day and discovered that the world looks hilarious if you head bang while walking and spent a whole hour or more doing just that. The next day I couldn't move my neck. Not as cool as twerking, but similar. <br /><br />Best of luck with your recovery, and yeah, those bones are awesome. Dava Stewarthttp://www.smilingtreewriting.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-38755457791737627522013-03-28T10:11:54.790-04:002013-03-28T10:11:54.790-04:00That collegiate party sounds like something I'...That collegiate party sounds like something I'd throw - well-intentioned but awkward and with cheap food and drinks!<br /><br />Thanks for the acupuncture tip! I hadn't thought to try it actually because it's not something that happens often BUT it's a great idea. I've had some friends who use it for allergies and other ailments with much success so I do not poo poo your assistance!<br /><br />Yeah... I'll totally be that touristy person asking your friend's family for help finding the bones. Road trip 2015!ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-63489074066563793712013-03-28T09:37:21.311-04:002013-03-28T09:37:21.311-04:00BILF! My new favorite. ACTUALLY, you were literall...BILF! My new favorite. ACTUALLY, you were literally my dream girl last night. I think we were throwing a party? It was very collegiate. You were wearing a business suit, though?<br /><br />A former classmate of mine was from Kutna Hora and said that as far back as she could remember, anytime she saw a foreigner approach her/her family/her friends with the "Can you help me?" look they'd be asking where the ossuary was, to the point where they'd say, "You're looking for the bones?" (in English) before they could even ask.<br /><br />Best of luck with back stuff. I'm going to be the "have you tried?" person and ask if you've tried acupuncture. When my lower back goes out to the point where I can't really stand up straight, that's the only thing that gets me to the point of mobility where I can do the stretches, etc. to get myself back to normal.Autumn Whitefield-Madranohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03379314479257695986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-11654961742187966682013-03-28T08:50:00.014-04:002013-03-28T08:50:00.014-04:00That's high praise because I wasn't even d...That's high praise because I wasn't even drunk when I wrote this! Also those bones are so damn badass.ModernSaucehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993930835985764220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5188195156470808711.post-49403857737470231872013-03-28T08:39:54.007-04:002013-03-28T08:39:54.007-04:00This might be my favorite post of yours ever. And...This might be my favorite post of yours ever. And yes, I understand what that may say about me. : /_emily_rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044004465736417388noreply@blogger.com