UGH. Don't you wish you could go to a hot dog party at this place? I bet they have a special room just for keeping buns warm.
This is the Oban House in Australia by David Watson. Don't you wish you could refer to your house with a proper name? I guess mine would be Wiener Manor...?
Oh wait sometimes I call it the ModSauce Ranch... that sounds about as cool as Wiener Manor so now I get what y'all must have been feeling when reading it all these years.
Don't you wish you had a mini-golf green AND pool in your backyard? At the Wiener Manor it would be a go-kart track and pool but that might be harder for a landscape architect to make look jazzy.
Ahhh... this fits in with my current need for minimal junk and lots of space for twirling and frolicking. Don't you wish you could open up the walls of your house to the outside and not be swarmed with pollen, mosquitoes and tree monsters?
This is Australia so don't they have giant flying spiders and dragonflies that are actually closer to dragons than flies so perhaps this isn't such a good idea after all... Don't you wish dragonflies WERE actually closer to dragons than flies?
I like kitchens that look like they were carved out of the foundation rock the house was built on. Like, "chisel me a sink over there, Bubba!" Don't cha wish your kitchen was a lot like this one? Don't chaaaa?
The bathroom at Wiener Manor requires each user to sign a health waiver before entering... Don't cha wish your bathroom was RAW like this one? Don't chaaa?
*weeps softly, the tears further staining the yellowed grout in the crumbling bathroom*
|All pics from here|
Don't the neighbors wish they'd buy mini-blinds?
Although, nobody really gives a shit what happens at the Wiener Manor and I only have curtains on about half the windows...
I'm 12% of the way to becoming an Australian architectural masterpiece!