Fun fact: Kid and the Madame have the same skin color. What's even weirder is that we have the same hairstyle.
I don't know about y'all but this is exactly what I'm gonna be doing this weekend. Charlemagne and the Madame are going to have a house party (we're not) and Ima put on my yellow halter-style catsuit that I save for special occasions and she already tightened up her fade. Seriously she did:
Look at those little boots... awww...
Don't laugh. She's very sensitive. She's also pretty raggedy because after about .5 seconds she was giving the "are you done yet?" stink eye to the tech. I wanted to introduce her to the world but she told me 'not the face' so be thankful for what you can get.
I've gotta go practice my hot dance skillz and prepare tons of
mediocrity fabulosity for next week. Ok, really I'm going to grease myself up with bacon fat to fit into the double layer of spanx necessary for the cut-off catsuit. Fortunately the atomic bomb-sized mushroom cloud spillage from the spanx will be covered by that black patent leather belt. A true lady never reveals her secrets.