I went to my comfort zone and browsed some furniture instead. Chattavegas has 1.35 good stores for home stuffs and that's if you include the Ashley Furniture Store of Death and Horror. The one fun place is a salvage warehouse that has cheap random coolness from time to time. Just witness:
Well damn! I think you might be lost mirrored console table because this is the shiniest thing Chattanooga has seen since I added 'vegas' to its name! I don't know if I love you or hate you but I feel like no one can appreciate your fabulosity in this city like this Madame. The ModSauce Ranch is a safe place for tons of other wacky shit that needed a home so you'd fit right in. Kinda...
I mean, hellloooooo?!
|Put your paws up for Armani|
I'll wait for you to go on sale.
To honor the troops.