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I'm spending the weekend with my first love: Pizza Rolls! And possibly some terrible smut if I feel like throwing my money away and seeing 50 Shades. Carbs and kink: what else is there in life?
Normally I won't get within ten yards of a heart because UGH how aesthetically boring, said the fancy design blogger with a Pizza Roll gifs one inch above. Also, I don't like to wear or surround myself with bright red. How guache. *cuts up Pizza Roll with a knife and fork*
However, I'm actually kinda enjoying Valentine's Day this year for some weird reason. Have the cute vegan sugar cookies gotten to me? Maybe it's just because I've avoided 110% of all V'Day-related things up until this point so what's a pink heart or two? Prepare yourself because I even have a post all about pink coming up soon.
I was also weirdly excited about New Year's resolutions earlier this year...?? Apparently I've been bodysnatched and replaced with a happy person filled with "emotions" and "love" in 2015. Hashtag basic bitch and loving it.
Hopefully I'll be filled with pizza rolls and some second-hand embarrassment courtesy of a very lucky fanfiction in a few days.
Read the best review/thinkpiece-of-shame about 50 Shades here.
You know where to get Pizza Rolls.