Thursday, February 12, 2015

My safeword is 'microwave.'

Happy upcoming Valentime's weekend!

Yes, Totino's has a tumblr.

I'm spending the weekend with my first love: Pizza Rolls!  And possibly some terrible smut if I feel like throwing my money away and seeing 50 Shades.  Carbs and kink: what else is there in life?

Normally I won't get within ten yards of a heart because UGH how aesthetically boring, said the fancy design blogger with a Pizza Roll gifs one inch above.  Also, I don't like to wear or surround myself with bright red.  How guache.  *cuts up Pizza Roll with a knife and fork*

However, I'm actually kinda enjoying Valentine's Day this year for some weird reason.  Have the cute vegan sugar cookies gotten to me?  Maybe it's just because I've avoided 110% of all V'Day-related things up until this point so what's a pink heart or two?  Prepare yourself because I even have a post all about pink coming up soon.

I was also weirdly excited about New Year's resolutions earlier this year...??  Apparently I've been bodysnatched and replaced with a happy person filled with "emotions" and "love" in 2015.  Hashtag basic bitch and loving it.

Hopefully I'll be filled with pizza rolls and some second-hand embarrassment courtesy of a very lucky fanfiction in a few days.

Read the best review/thinkpiece-of-shame about 50 Shades here.  

You know where to get Pizza Rolls.


8 comments:

  1. Now that my seizure has ended as a result of looking too long at that gif above, I just wanted to take a second to wish you a happy Galentine's Day! Because seriously, fuck Valentine's Day. I'm all about my laydeez friendz right now.

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    1. YESSS. All ladeez for 2k15. The year of the womanz. Happy Galentine's Day to you too! *hearts and stars*

      Sorry (not sorry) about the seizure.

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  2. Well now that I've lost 15minutes of my life being hypnotized by fucking pizza rolls, Happy VD to you!

    I never really hate on Valentine's Day because I only think about it as the day my favorite fancy ass bakeries trot out new wares. A new 5lb ganache cake with rum for Valentine's? Fuck yes. This year Hub apologized because he had nothing lined up and I hyperventilated laughing because a) we've never celebrated it and b) I already had a bag of amazing shortbread cookies, what more could possibly be necessary? You had me at baked goods. Date, emotions, who needs that? Caaaaaaaaaaaaake.

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    1. I feel like you've really got the important points of V'Day down: CARBS! Even better is SHORTBREAD CARBS. Those are the best. Sent straight from Jeebus.

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  3. Those pizza rolls look so good. (obvs.)

    Thank you for the gift of linking to the Totino's tumblr. Truly the reason for the season.

    Happy Galentine's, you beautiful tropical fish!

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    1. If I do nothing else with this blog then that Totino's link is worth it.

      Happy Galentine's! *fish lips*

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  4. God! I read like half the first book, till I told myself that won't get any better and drop it. The only reaction this book has generated in me, is the urgency to slap the main character, the other only character that provoked the same reaction was Bella... now I know why...
    Damn, reading the 3 books! That woman has some ovaries!

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    1. What IS it about the legacy of Bella?! We read her (and her fanfic) and yet hate her. This is some dark magic for sure.

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