I feel like these title words will prove to be quite prophetic as I am leaving tomorrow for a fun and family-filled vacation. And by 'fun' I really mean the opposite because I'm travelling to the void known as west Texas. It's the land of big hair, tumbleweeds and Jesus but not always in that order. It's also the land where things like Frappuccinos and cell phone towers are few and far between. I'm not even going to THINK about the lack of internet connectivity because the Madame might curl up in the fetal position in the corner trying to rock myself into blissful oblivion trying to remember what a liberal looks like. Me so scared... Hold me tight internet people!
Fuckers wont' let me embed the video that makes this post title relevant so go here to relive your favorite Pee Wee moment. You'll be glad you did.
I wish TX was awesome like that bar but it's actually more like this:
Wait... I love shit like that! This might prove to be a most excellent trip. But I swear to gawd if they have a dial-up modem I'm going to punch a longhorn steer in the face.