Monday, July 28, 2014

Furniture design iz hard.

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Is it a...  tongue with legs?  A maxi pad with mutant wings for a goth giantess?  A modern scorpion coming to say hello?  An extra piece of art in the dinner scene from Beetlejuice?  A very sad slide?  A dramatic shoe horn?  A bicycle seat that's entering into a black hole and being stretched through time and space?  A kitten launcher?  The lovechild between a slingshot and a boomerang?

Oh, it's a chair? 


If my delightfully fat ass is going to sit in that chair it needs to be three times as big and OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR.  

Unless it wants to end up a thong.  

But as a general rule, fuck your non-functioning art chairs.  

WITH A GIANT SHOE HORN.

12 comments:

  1. I think it's designed so you can relax AND floss your teeth.

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  2. Holy crap. Good catch. Also, WTF with that stripped tree poking out of a hole in the floor? I once did that to my room-mates giant plant in college (I'll just trim a little) and she was not pleased. Either that shit is dead and there's a hole in the floor for no reason or they are terrible at tree management.

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  3. I own this! But it's in my cutlery drawer.

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  4. no. no. That cannot be a chair. no way.

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  5. WTF, if you dont like this, you dont right to destroy it. give me mobile to call police.

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  6. Wow, what an insightful post! Designing furniture seems like such a challenging yet rewarding process. I appreciate how you've highlighted the creativity and effort that goes into it. By the way, if anyone's interested, I've found some great deals on mobile prices in Pakistan recently. Keep up the fantastic work!

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