Monday, July 28, 2014

Furniture design iz hard.

here

Is it a...  tongue with legs?  A maxi pad with mutant wings for a goth giantess?  A modern scorpion coming to say hello?  An extra piece of art in the dinner scene from Beetlejuice?  A very sad slide?  A dramatic shoe horn?  A bicycle seat that's entering into a black hole and being stretched through time and space?  A kitten launcher?  The lovechild between a slingshot and a boomerang?

Oh, it's a chair? 


If my delightfully fat ass is going to sit in that chair it needs to be three times as big and OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR.  

Unless it wants to end up a thong.  

But as a general rule, fuck your non-functioning art chairs.  

WITH A GIANT SHOE HORN.

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    1. The youngsters would be so proud of me.

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  2. I think it's designed so you can relax AND floss your teeth.

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    1. FINALLY. What I've been looking for!

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  3. Holy crap. Good catch. Also, WTF with that stripped tree poking out of a hole in the floor? I once did that to my room-mates giant plant in college (I'll just trim a little) and she was not pleased. Either that shit is dead and there's a hole in the floor for no reason or they are terrible at tree management.

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  4. I own this! But it's in my cutlery drawer.

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  5. no. no. That cannot be a chair. no way.

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  6. WTF, if you dont like this, you dont right to destroy it. give me mobile to call police.

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