|A crop of 'The Dining Room (Francis Place) I' by Sarah Jones|
Well, that last part was actually absurdly funny and not depressing at all. I try to keep super personal stuff super private but maybe I should start a new blog for all that kind of dating shit called "Properly Punctuate Your Sexts, Please." #PPYSP.
I'm kidding I would never sext someone who couldn't properly punctuate a regular text first. I'm not a disgusting animal! Unless you want me to be and use the proper punctuation...?
So I'm just gonna go ahead and take a time out through the Fourth. I've got a bag of Biscoff cookies and some vodka that I might mix with La Croix - a recent discovery - because I might be drunk already and that sounds like a good idea.
You know what else is a good idea? MOAR DRUNK TWEETS RANTING ABOUT RELIGIOUS FREEDOM. And Robin Thicke just for good measure.
Please blow up something this weekend like homemade bottle rockets or the patriarchy.