This'll have to do for a hot minute until I can
restock my wine cabinet formulate real sentences. I know what you're thinking that usually my sentences are just a list of cuss words and references to Mexican food but YOU'RE WRONG!!!! ModernSauce is a finally tuned machine of... of... dammit. My words are broken. My brain is like a thick globby bowl of queso right now and I just can't make any fucking sense out of the English language!! Prepositions and clauses are such assholes.
Also: banana tentacles = bananacles. heh.