The Incredible Shrinking Madame

I spend my days slaving away on the computer, reading decor magazines and writing essays on 'zombie pit stain' green.  It's exhausting and I just hum the tune of "16 Tons" in my head all day long while my soul dies a little bit more each day.  But to counter these soul-crushing effects I traded my office chair for a giant champagne glass filled with bubbly (ok it's just Miller High Life but that's the champagne of beers so it's the same) to bring a bit of fabulosity to the work day.   It's just like Beyonce in this video except throw in a laptop...

Yeah.  There's a soundtrack to this post.  Usher also makes a cameo because he's from Chattavegas.

I just adore surrounding myself in overscaled items that make me feel tiny and delicate - just like Tinkerbell. But more ghetto fab like the Beyonce video and soaked in alcohol.  So when I leave the office I like to hop in my giant tube of lipstick with wheels and drive home to my giant disco ball that I live in.

I live here and this guy was nice enough to post pictures of it.

I like to collapse on my Heller Bocca couch...

here

And turn on my giant Anglepoise lamp,

from Lady Chameleon

...chillax and ponder what other grotesquely overscaled items I might want to purchase.  What I'd really like to do is chillax in a giant oversized bathtub of some kind because my skin is getting dehydrated from being away from my Miller High Life champagne bath that I soak in all day at work.  So you could imagine my surprise and delight when I stumbled across these beauties:

here

Barf SQUEEEEEE!!!

Normally I like to leave my giant shoe adventures for singing across Australia
 

or the stage

but now I can have it in the comfort of my own home! AND with bubbles! Double squee!!  Of course my life won't be complete until I'm completely surrounded in my bathroom by oversized items like one of my favorite movies of all time:

The Incredible Shrinking Woman via here

It's like being in Alice in Wonderland without the hallucinogenic drugs.  Or is it...?!

Did I mention it comes in pink?!

Forget the disco ball, I'd like to permanently live in this now.  I'd fill this tub up with Miller High Life champagne and continue the rest of my days as a booze-soaked (decidedly un-naughty) drag queen mermaid known as Madame Sunday.  


Can you hand me that giant oversized loofah?


[MS sidebar: make sure to visit the other blogs who participated in today's shoetub challenge; Cupboards Online (purveyor of shoetub fabulosity), Kitchen and Residential Design, Avente Tile, Ecomod, DogWalkBlog and Fun and Fit]