Built (and continually being built) by Horace Burgess after God spoke to him in 1993 and told him to build a treehouse. It's 10 stories, almost 10,000 square feet and is a church complete with chime tower on top. I need to go here immediately.
258,000 nails, give or take a few, he says. I believe him.
I can't find a good picture but the two ropes in the middle of the picture are tied to a folding lawn chair to make a 10 story rope swing. Fuck. Yeah.
Guess what? It's only two hours away from the ModSauce ranch in Cumberland County, TN. Why no one told me about this I don't know. Let's pack up the ZQX87000&@% Camera of Amazing Awesomeness and load up on gummi bears, Mountain Dew and Combos because I feel a road trip coming on.