From the artist Carly Waito who paints minerals, jewels and geological stuffs like a badass. Wearing rocks on your wrist is sooo over. Sorry rappers. Here in 2010 we put our ice on our walls.
As my psychics have always told me gemstones and crystals have healing powers so you can pick what you need help with and then buy the corresponding painting. Genius!! Just look at what the above painting of amethyst will help you with:
Amethyst is the color that you see in the sky as twilight transitions into night. Amethyst takes you on this transition from the magic time of dusk to a conscious shift into a different place. Crossing this threshold is the lesson of humility, which Amethyst can teach us. This stone can show us how to let go and trust; surrender so that you may see beyond the cycle that consumes your attention; give it all up, so that you can receive more; and bow, that you may become a part of the greater whole. Amethyst is considered a Master Healing stone.
I certainly didn't know I could learn humility from amethyst! This stuff is awesome! Although my real problem this summer is ants. Do you think there's a stone that I could buy a painting of to get rid of the ants that are trying to take over the ModSauce ranch? Oh and I need a stone for crabgrass too. That bullshit they sell at the hardware store sucks ass. I need to teach that crabgrass some fucking humility. I don't know who it thinks it is...
yeah. a painting...
I don't know how big these are but I hope they are about 4' tall. Oversized artwork like this says 'I'm rich but like to keep it real cuz I like nature and shit.'
Ok I just found out they're about 6" tall... I'd still buy one. If I could afford it. (spoiler alert: I probably can't. I've spent all my money on weed killer.)
But since I can't paint (yet!) I could try to use the ZQ9000042 Camera of Amazing Awesomeness and maybe take some pictures like this.
Ehhh?! Ehhh?! *eyebrow wiggle*
All I need is a piece of black velvet and some shiny things. Done.