Nothing says vamp chic like a decaying old antebellum house filled with fine Southern furniture. First, to hide your nocturnal activities you’ll need a comfortable settee in a dark stain-minimizing color and blackout curtains. A delicate slipcovered chair and feminine pillow say to your lady friend that you care deeply about her sensibilities right before you feed on her and deflower her on the rug in front of the fireplace underneath the picture of your dead wife from the 19th century. It’s sweet really. First though you should put her at ease by playing a friendly game of Wii Gold and drinking some Tru Blood which is the vamp equivalent of poppin one off before a date. Try to hide the stack of files from where you are researching her family history though. Nothing kills the mood faster than learning your fairy ‘gina is the object of an investigation. That or cracking your head on that fabulous reclaimed wood coffee table.
However gentlemanly the previous room is, I much prefer a more relaxed environment like this one that positively screams 'sex on a stick.' Straight up trampy, tacky and prosticute this hooker knows how to throw together a room like any true drug-dealing, gay whore son-of-a-psycho-witch that can cook up a mean hamburger with AIDS. Mmmhhh tangy. The room is an eclectic mix of voodoo dolls, found vintage furniture, religious shrines, shirtless werewolves and your laptap/webcam for another kind of nocturnal activity. And nothing says Modern Whorish Revival like the always classy Fiorentino floor lamp. You may have found that couch on the side of the road on the way back from your trick's house but you know where to spend the real money. Including the Room & Board dresser because that's just a good quality piece of furniture. You didn't get that fancy car you drive by being a dummy when it comes to purchases.
I was going to design a wicked sex dungeon too but it pretty much just consisted of a dark basement, lots of chains, a stripper pole and a throne fit for a Viking warrior. Also, I bet all you freaks have already "decorated" one in anyway.
For K! And special thanks to @Paul_Anater and @SaxonHenry for their overwhelming knowledge of Whorish Revival.