So for my absence and to lighten up my week I give you this cat in a wig.
|From Famous Faces here. This is the Katy Perry model but filtered for pink perfection.|
So improved was it that I skipped my book club tonight so I could buy 15 pounds of organic chicken from Earthfare (coupons) and have some 'me time' by going to a lecture with hundreds of other people to see Thomas Friedman give a lecture. I don't think I understand self care...
This is a big event in Chattanooga (and free thanks to the college) and every liberal over the age of 65 put on their best sequined autumnal-themed jacket and came out to party. With their oxygen tanks. I should have cruised for boyfriends.
Friedman was of course talking about globalization and particularly hyper-connectivity and I was all "Hold on, Tommy, and let me Instagram myself tweeting what you just said so I can blog about it later because I got this shit."
And then I looked at the octogenarians next to me and they were on their Kindle and I don't have a Kindle and I suck at life. All I have is an iPhone with a cat as my wallpaper. I mean, she's a pretty cat but she doesn't even have a hot pink wig so basically I'll be dead in five years.
Thanks Thomas Friedman. I hope I can eat all my chicken before I become useless in this world.