Between that and the really creepy Samuel L. Jackson trying-to-get-laid Siri commercials, my world feels dirty and fucked up. I'm scared. And need a bleach neti pot. My calls to Dr. Who to come and put everything back in its place with fun British hijinks are unanswered.
Since I don't hear any TARDIS noises coming from the back yard (oh I listen) then I'll settle on bringing some nice, simple, organized structure back in my life. As in angles and buildings and shit.
Feeling much better about the world thanks to these super fly watercolors by Amy Park that I discovered on Design Milk.
If you need it too, you can bring a little structure to your life by buying some of her prints from 20x200. No info on whether or not you can buy some Dr. Who visits to your house.
Omigawd. Genius idea: nerd gigalos for lady geeks! Forget firefighters and policemen, I bet there's a huge market for a pay-by-the-hour Dr. Who, Bill Nye, any dude wearing suspenders, the ginger from Mythbusters, my college astronomy lab student teacher with the lisp and the super pointy shoulder blades, etc.
I already patented this idea so don't even bother, suckers. ModSauce readers get a discount because I like to give back.
|Mies van der Rohe and concrete building (Chicago). Y'all know the building?|
|Blue Violet Post Office|
And then I'll finally be able to become one of those types of Madames just like my internet name!
But after 20 years of dealing with sickos and a handful of court appearances, I'll probably end up living alone in the desert with my 457 birds just like Heidi Fleiss and then I'll have to appear on Strange Addiction for my weirdo bird problem.
|Olin Hall OSC|
I should just go ahead and accept that my life is one twist away from a reality show intervention.
Maybe Miss Amy needs to be on Strange Addiction for her obvious window fetish...?? On second thought, I just chose a bunch of her paintings that highlight a bunch of windows so who's the one with the closet window fetish now??!!!!
|Three Chicago Buildings (to be specific it's the Prentice Women's Center and hospital )|
Man, having a blog is really great for uncovering all your subconscious desires. For watercolor windows and Dr. Who prostitute sex?
|Eames House CA|
I'm not even that surprised anymore by what I uncover here in this totally and completely private space of the internet.
|Grace Miller House PS|
|Shulman House and Studio|
I'm kidding. I don't draw or sketch anything anymore. That's what Instagram is for!
|Jacobsen House LA|