I'm good with color and metaphors.

Hey remember when that volcano erupted in Iceland a few years ago and disrupted plane travel and European things for weeks?  Yeah me neither.   But lately I've been strangely attracted to the pictures of it.

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Probably because I'm dreaming of ice and snow a lot since it feels like the air is made of lava.  

Too forced?  You're right.

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Or maybe it's because I'm the kind of lady person that's hot AND cool...??  *suggestive eyebrow*

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I can't really do either of those metaphors with a straight face so how 'bout we just have a mini ode to hot neon tangerine/pank with some kind of desolate something in the background.

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Perfect!

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Needs more desolation...

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Nice.  

Speaking of the previous image, I'm going to fulfill a lifelong dream by taking one of two handgun safety classes this coming Saturday.  BANG BANG SQUEE!   

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I'm looking to become a professional menace to society.  

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I'm going to change my bio to say "cheap, lazy, easily distracted and ready to FUK YOU UP!"

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My smiling cartoon avatar will be changed to a smiling cartoon bullet.

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No more Mr. Nice Madame!  My heart is like an icy volcano but I shoot pain lava into paper targets!!

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This is getting embarrassing...

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I should stick to mediocre color stories.