Hot, lazy and weird. It's on my business cards.

Y'all.  This summer is killing my internet spirit.  All Charlemagne and I do is take naps and drink iced coffee.  I almost took two naps on the SAME DAY this weekend because fuck it.  But I got another iced coffee so that kinda woke me up just enough to fold more laundry before I promptly laid down on it and almost feel asleep again. 

I know every blogger says the exact same thing every summer but it's true.  Hot = slow in the head.  I barely want to get on the internet and when I do it's on Pinterest for five minutes.  

Ok, kidding.  I've been watching a shit ton of Youtube videos of people shooting guns... DON'T JUDGE!  

But somehow when I wasn't whining about how lame the internet is, I found this groovy tumblr  that completely captures my lazy summer.  June 1972 is where I stole all these images of what my brain feels like - hot, lazy and weird.  It's like No Country For Old Men with aliens.

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And campers.  Seriously, who doesn't love a vintage camper?  WHO, GAWDDAMIT?!

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I don't know what going on here but YES, EXACTLY THIS.

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I bet a lot of good things happened at the Bad Hotel.

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Robot luv forever.

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I'm more scared of being trampled by a horse than aliens.  And being set on fire if we're actually making a list.  

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Speaking of Carl, I watched/napped through Contact for the 1000th time this weekend for the weird non-chemistry between Jody Foster and Mathew McConaughey and I think it refueled my desire for aliens in the desert.  

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I had to watch it because I tried to be a real girl the night before and watched Crazy, Stupid, Love and what a fucking waste of two hours that was.  I'll never get that time back!!  This is why I fucking hate romantic comedies.  They are neither romantic nor contain comedy and there should be some kind of movie prison where we can lock up movies for criminal false advertising.

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I think buffaloes belong in my weird, lazy, hot brain.  

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MOAR EXPLOSIONS!!  I think I'm just really stoked for the new Bourne moving coming up next month.  Those movies really strike a nice balance of romance and comedy for me.

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Love cheap motels so so much.  Not that I ever stay in them... anymore.  *ahem*

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I think this is actually Graceland which doesn't fit geographically with the already tenuous theme of this post but I want the inside of the above motel to be decorated like this.

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It all makes sense in my head, I swear.

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Obsessed with the picture and I have no idea why.  Possibly the candy-colored vinyl.

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Of course, this whole thing probably has nothing to do with the Dr. Who episode Impossible Astronaut that I watched earlier this summer...

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Because as you might remember, it was all I talked about for a while.  I have very active social life.

That's a well-dressed alien, y'all.

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I swear I'm going to replace my Dr. Who obsession with other things!  Other things that no one else cares about but me. 

Probably like this.  But at least it'll be a new thing you won't care about and that seems a little more fun, right?

Sorry* I'm such a terrible design blogger.  But at least we have more fun and nachos over here!

And aliens?!

*not sorry.