For whatever reason, instead of terror you get vintage pictures of ladies with pumpkins.
|All images from Graves and Ghouls.
Obviously people suck at carving pumpkins in olden times. These things are fucking terrifying.
Of course Vampira did some freaky shit back in the day to some poor unsuspecting punkinheads.
speaking of saucy bewigged ladies, I kinda like Elvira for her blatant....
...hair. It's all about the hair.
And respect for power tools.
But sexy costumes aren't a recent occurrence. Just look at this sexy retro skeleton with "pumpkin" boobs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa saucy lady. Let's tone it down.
But if I was going to dress up as a sexy vintage lady with a pumpkin it would end up looking like this 1920's risque trading card:
Sorry it just rained more jizz in your house than Sandy produced in a week.
Happy Halloween, y'all!
May you be free of damage from drenching rain and jizz storms.