So here's an update about all the boring things I've been doing so far this winter that may result in nice things later. Or maybe just needed to get done.
First up: the hallway. My hallway hasn't been painted in about seven years so I figured it was time. It's also time to give it some art and a rug and generally make it look like a real space and not just a forgotten space. I think about 50% of my house is a "forgotten space" so I should probably look into that next...
After I painted my bedroom I wanted to connect it to the hallway in the name of continuity! And I had some paint leftover. So the hallway went from a weird dark brown to Valspar's Forest Canopy. Now it looks like my hallway just couldn't contain itself and spilled over into my bedroom.
|Sorry for shitty picture. It's the same color and looks good, swearsies.
|Charlemagne cannot resist a camera or opportunity to sit even three inches higher.
The hallway took way longer to paint than I had wanted because the weekend weather got unseasonably warm. Last year at this time was the Ice Hell in Atlanta and the South, remember? This year, 60 and sunny. Because of such glorious weather I decided to get a jump start on my yard projects
|I know how to mulch but I only had one bag on hand. Leniency, please.
But what the Madame giveth, she also taketh awayeth.
After much deliberation I put four holly bushes out of their misery.
|The small one.
Burn in hell, assholes.
I sprayed the exposed branches with Round-Up and in a few weeks/months a pair of strong young men will come and rip the entire stump mess from the ground with some chains and an F350. Or just me and a nice friend because we are cheaper. I love demo. New landscaping will happen this Spring so YAY! Buying my chiropractor visits in bulk!
I was hesitant to cut them down because they are probably 50+ years old and that seems wrong BUT then I talked to some smart plant people and they said holly bushes are considered invasive (you can see all those miserable runners on the ground up above) and a pest. OOOHHH well in that case, buh bye. There were also SEVERAL privet "weeds" (see in top pic) and other shitty vines growing inside the bush which grew at different rates than the holly itself and required different trimming schedules so fuck all y'all, we done.
There were whole ecosystems inside the holly bushes apparently but being within Charlemagne's reach was not a smart real estate decision, birds. I'm doing this for your future!
In news of garden projects that I can actually handle, I took a class and made a miniature garden!
The Barn Nursery (a local garden center for you non-locals) offered a fairy/miniature garden class. I have no desire to put a fairy having tea and flipping through their miniature ipad in a garden but some people built swing sets and houses and lakes and all kinds of shit. I just wanted to go because they had free moss, rocks and dirt. FREE DIRT?! This is what being a homeowner does to you.
Besides, I already had some gnomes at home (my Christmas gnomes from Salt and Ginger!) that needed a home the other eleven months of the year.
I didn't do a succulent planting because I have enough of those and why not try something different? So I tried things with, like, real leaves and shit.
I also started some cuttings from my rosemary bush last Fall and look how good these roots are doing?!
These will go in pots this weekend and hopefully all 6 cuttings I started will grow up nice and healthy. Please pray for me. Maybe I should get some gnomes for them too.
When I'm not communing with nature and/or mass murdering plants, I've been purging inside my house. I've been undergoing a massive closet and beauty supply purge, supplying Goodwill for the next year and generally trying to avoid the allure of thrifting and junkin.
|More closet updates later, I'm sure.
I'm practically living life like a monk!
I couldn't quite eliminate ALL thrifting and did acquire a couple of these vintage Biltons ironstone dishes for under a dollar and they are amazing.
|Those are brown specks, not blood spatter...
In other kitchen "news" I got a cast iron skillet for Christmas this year! So metal. I asked for one because everyone - Mormon moms to hipsters to grandmas - seem to have one and rave about it so it seemed like the right thing to do.
|What the MS Ranch looks like now.
$KILLET KORNBRED is the name of my neo-bluegrass Insane Clown Posse cover band.
Hey, y'all remember when we talked about a haunted pirate house in California that kept burning down called the Cliff House? Well a reader happened to see the postcard I included and sent it to me!
How cool is that?! Thank you, J. I have such great readers. Please buy my $KILLET KORNBRED album when it drops.
You may also remember that I started working on organizing my jewelry last Fall and I finally have a solution! We'll talk jewelry trays next week. See? I have follow-through!
The life of homeowner: full of destruction and sparkles and mild to moderate procrastination.