I'm still purging my blog files so take a look at this
word and picture vomit awesomeness that's been trapped in darkness for months waiting to be rescued to be reunited with its mistress for all the world to see!
It's a chalet in France. It starts out kinda cool...
But then this...
Aw hell. It's one of THOSE houses. *eyeroll*
Ok well the whole place is made of plywood and concrete which is fine I guess. It can work sometimes... Those lights are kinda squee-worthy.
eeehhhhhhhhhh.... I'm starting to get bad vibes from the helmet lamp and weird furniture...
|from Design Milk|
You think you're so cute don't you?? It makes my eyeballs bleed.
Now maybe I was
Viktor and Juliette live here. Viktor is an architect and Juliette is a graphic designer. Juliette’s only personality trait is the waifish indifference she oozes while she chain smokes clove cigarettes. Viktor believes in purity of mind, body and space. He champions materials like plywood, concrete and glass, meditates everyday and likes to subsist solely on raw food and a blend of wheatgrass and 4-leaf clover juice to keep his colon sparkling clean. In fact, Viktor thinks a clean colon is next to godliness (if he really believed in god). All guests are actually anally probed before entrance to the house to assess their worth. Rejected guests get the Viktor-special: a 3 day fast consisting of only early morning dew off of the French wildflowers growing along the mountainside while "guest" sleep in a special detox tent and scrubbed clean with hot water and steel wool (purity of material) until they are clean. Only then can they enter the home to sit upon the bean bag thrones to admire the view of the sky because they can’t see over the balcony because they’re sitting on the floor. Then they will discuss [insert existential stuff here] until they will retire to their plywood beds and then fall asleep to boring yet pure dreams. El fin.
Wow. I don't really know where that came from but I’m thinking this should have been left to Bank of Fabulosity… but I tell you what, my brain is feeling cleaner. Just like my colon after one of Viktor’s specials.