I wish I was clever enough to make all this up but I'm not - it's all true. Meet Boo Davis (best name ever) and her quilt company known as Quiltsryche (insert umlaut for best company name ever). It's like Gee's Bend took a field trip to Seattle and got stuck in a mosh pit for awhile.
I have a special place in my heart for quilting and needle crafts probably because I'm a genteel Southern lady who appreciates heritage crafts, fine details and a good deal at my local thrift store. There's also a special place in my heart for a bit of Metallica.
Quiltsryche [insert umlaut] is my evil quilt studio. I make modern heirloom quilts just like your metal-loving, half blind Grandma would.
My Grandma might make a quilt that says 'HIPPIES BURN IN HELL' but I bet if I asked her nicely she would quilt some Rage Against the Machine lyrics for me if I didn't explain what they meant to her.
|Does Not Compute|
|Love It or Leaf It|
Or if you wanted something a little less death metal (pussy) there's always something like this:
|Quilt in the Headlights|
|I'm A Wiener|
But I know you'd rather have this one:
If you had your Grandma quilt it upside down maybe you could get away with it... More images at If It's Hip, It's Here.
Oh yeah, and rock out with your cock out this weekend. I don't really know what the lady version of that is... Spaz out with your vag out??? It just doesn't have the same ring to it. Y'all be thinking...