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And no, I'm not making any of these up. All ripped as is from my analytics. Enjoy.
"WHEN I DIE FUCK IT I WANNA GO TO HELL, CAUSE I'M A PEICE OF SHIT IT AIN'T HARD TO FUCKING TELL, IT DONT MAKE SENCE GOING TO HEVEN WITH THE GOODIE GOODIES I ROCK FRESH IN WHITE TNS AND BLACK HOODIES"
I'm the first result. I guess this is from a song I just had no idea I'm huge with the Limp Bizkit crowd.
"Pretty women fuc animal"
From Iran. If that makes it better or worse. He searched a long time because I think I was on page 25ish... Still pretty gawddamn disturbing. And also dum because in porn the pretty girls don't fuc animals they fuc the blac dudes. I guess - I don't really know, of course, because I'm classy.
"vagina best results"
If you're looking for "results" I think you're approaching it from the wrong angle. I'm also the first hit which is probably misleading for a lot of nerdy young boys. Mongolia is still really damn awesome, though.
Seriously, y'all - it's not like I'm picking the zaniest search terms, these are the ONLY search terms. But now I think reeeaaalllly hard about everything I google because when I type in "redneck dolphin unicorn sex party nachos tshirt" someone will actually SEE that and make fun of it on their blog. The internet never forgets.
"what are the modern sauce"
Actually they're a reggae ska band who didn't bother to google potential names before they named their band. Or maybe they did and didn't care. I'm not really worried because I bet they'll be broken up within a few months. It's ska for chrissake... But remind me to trademark some shit asap.
"madam fucking our worker"
Sorry to hear that. Or maybe it's a good thing...?? I don't know.
"ffffound dildo fridge"
*confused face* That sounds cold...
For my True Blood mood boards - I'm the second entry right after the urban dictionary definition. I feel pretty proud about that! Also, I think it's time to make some new mood boards. Suggestions??!!
"PlushCats, madame saucey"
No clue but after seeing the plushie episode of CSI I think I'll pass. I'm number 2 on the list of search results though. Number 3 is the Plush Cat Club who are a group of plus size lady babes who are photographed next to cars and such.