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I think I'm in a pool mood. I can't wait to trash it up with my floaties and jumbo cooler of beverages while I listen to the Fresh Prince's Summertime on repeat!!!! Drums please!
I also thought I was in an open door kinda mood until I saw this:
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Um yeah... The roof lifts off. For launching rockets. Or werewolves. Or peeing under the light of the new moon. It's like a big 'fuck you' to skylights everywhere.
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You know how you have places that you know you would live in if you were you but a different version of you? Yeah, that.
Nevermind. THIS is the place I'm going to living in my alternate universe life. Hellloooo - it has a hot tub in the sky!!!! No need to lift the roof of anything because only jeezus can see you pee since you're so high up! I don't know about werewolves but hopefully jeezus would help a sistah out should the need arise.
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Surely Jeezus approves of your choice. That's as close to holy as shelter gets.
ReplyDeleteHallelujah!!
ReplyDeleteYou made me hate my own house. I NEED one of those :)
ReplyDeleteDamn the internet and all its fabulosity!!! ; )
ReplyDeleteSweet glass, concrete, wood, and water. They're almost houses of the four states of matter. If you add a fire ball coming off of an exploding pile of yard debris any one of them would be that much closer : )
ReplyDeleteSo far I've avoided being engulfed by a flaming conflagration, but the vaykay is still young.
There's an internet connection here, so I just had to hit the sauce. To prevent cold sweat and convulsions : )
Anyway...
If you added the fire ball the positive feng shui would be off the charts! I think that's how that works...?
ReplyDeleteI feel honored that you would take a break from your pyrotechnics to comment. Lack of your comments would make ME go into convulsions! Now please return to your regularly scheduled vaykay.
Oh that last photo is just too, too good.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts too. ; )
ReplyDeleteWow, one of the roofs resembles an opening can, allowing sunlight to enter the house freely. I wouldn't need to turn the lights and heater on to keep the house warm, if I were the owner of that house. Now that's what you call a sustainable design!
ReplyDeleteHoly fucking shit - are those BATHTUBS in the roof raiser?! What!? That's it! Time to chainsaw our craptastic rental shower/tub combo.
ReplyDeleteOur landlord is so cheap that the last caulking job is literally falling off, exposing something black & gross underneath. Oh renting...wait, owning this piece of shit wouldn't be better, then I'd feel guilty instead of righteous.
Never take for granted that awesome feeling of being able to call someone else to take care of the gross shit in your rental. One day it'll be you taking care of the gross shit and that shit is GROSS, yo!
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