Look at all these cool things I found on the internet this week! LOOK AT IT!
|Sao Paulo via Nowness|
|fucking sexy tile from Pinterest but source?|
Hold on... I think the other people are starting to wonder.)
Omigawd is that a perfectly coordinated snake?????!!!
Wow, this print sure inspires a LOT of discussion regarding the ancient study of the 'harmony of the spheres' - it might be a good idea to start from the beginning and discuss all of it. Now.
Make sure to include analysis of the Dymaxion House too.
|Hannah Whitaker via Invisible House|
(Ok I think we bought some time. Even without the pizza/wang reheating, I didn't care too much about sexy sex times because nothing happens when Mormon virgins get married of course and I've already read enough disgustingly filthy fan fiction to completely create that moment much better in my head. It's a good thing I didn't decide to fake decorate a room because I don't know how to simulate a broken headboard on Olioboard... only in my brain. Because of the chains, archery equipment and steampunk goth tractor of course... Thank you fan fiction. Oddly enough, most of the people in the theater seemed to be cougars and their young dates until I realized it was more likely middle-aged moms and their sons which made the anticipatory silence about the honeymoon really really gross. I tried to break the awkwardness by rustling around in the large bag of white cheddar popcorn I snuck into the theater. It wasn't as good as the goodie bags of vodka-soaked gummi bears I made for New Moon but still finger-licking good.)
|via Because I'm Addicted|
|via Michael Paukner. Buy it here.|
|via Aqua Velvet|
(My readers love that shit - ok I love it too - but I like discussing vampirical C-sections more because damn. *riiip* Did they use the hair and makeup team for sound effects also? I can't wait to see what kind of fuckery happens with that little weirdo baby in the next movie. I also can't wait to see Bella turn into one of the X-men because that will be awesome. And by awesome I mean terrible because the whole thing will probably be awesomely terrible.)
And that's why I love it.
Uh... Love the ART. Yes, I was totally talking about the art.
Feel free to talk about how much you also love/hate ART or even the Dymaxion harmony of spheres in the comments...