Freak Nasty Pirate

So basically I'm a pirate of coolness.  If someone else does something or has something cool I'll totally hijack your ship and then make off with it and all your style booty like it's my own.  Preferably if it's shiny.  Or glittery.  Or just awesomely nasty.  MFAMB posted these earlier and I almost peed in my Office Depot desk chair they were so divine. This is Trixie Delicious's etsy shop.  She's my kind of ho.  Has a taste for fine vintage china and has a potty mouth.  These are definitely at the top of my Xmas list.