Have computer. Few skills. Will blog.

Madame's Sunday's real job is a designer of sorts where I actually do get paid to talk about color and design.   It is absolutely essential for keeping the Earth spinning on its axis I assure you.   I'm not just some useless yet gorgeous cartoon civil rights attorney with a dirty fetish for shelter mags.  I can decorate and Polyvore some shit up with only mediocre skills though and that's cool.  ModernSauce is a safe place for making mistakes and sharing snark (we might need to investigate a safeword just in case...).  Unless of course there is a real job out there involving playing on the internet all day and making fantasy sets on Polyvore because I TOTALLY want that job and would become instantly better at it!  For wads of sweaty crumpled cash.  But apparently I shouldn’t really try that hard because this is what I saw on Apartment Therapy today:

This is called “cherry blossom inspired serenity”

What. The. Fuckity Fuck? 


This isn’t really my taste so I’m just going to overlook the furniture choices and the CORAL rug in a cherry blossom inspired room because style is subjective. Or is it taste? I need to consult Tim Gunn on that…  What I can't overlook is the weak direction and sad layout that make my design heart hurt (that could be the burritos I had for dinner).  I always take AT with a grain of salt because quantity does not equal quality but if THIS is a serious post of a decorating attempt coming from one of the leading design blogs in the world I really need to quit trying so hard. Or get a job there. What kind of qualifications does it really take to fuck up a polyvore set this badly or write a post like this?


Maybe it's just jealousy talkin...?  


mmmhhhhh...???   *brief yet shallow soul search*... nope.  I think it's just the wine talkin.  And probably those four grilled stuft burritos I had for dinner.  MS note: Taco Bell ground beef might induce hallucinations in large quantities.  It might even cause horrible Polyvore sets now that I think about it...  I should give the author the benefit of the doubt and just blame the value menu at Taco Bell.  I think a lot of the world's problems are probably their fault anyway. 


Just in case things get too rough in the future our safeword is banana hammock.