Thursday, April 22, 2010

Mother Nature wants me dead.

Everyone's all up in Earth's ass today (they're still high from Coachella and 4/20) but I've been a prisoner of my couch all week with little human contact because Mother Nature is a punk-ass bitch and gave me an upper respiratory and omigodithurtstobreathe infection probably from spending the day communing with NATURE and my fellow liberals at the art festival last weekend.  Well I guess Mother Nature was all "communing/fucking" with my ability to breathe.  I could be Earth's drug mule with all the pollen powder that went into my lungs.

So I'm not going to post any pretty pictures of the beautiful bounty of nature because I'm kinda bitter and pissed off probably due to the roid rage from my steroid shot today.   I'm posting the opposite.  INteriors.  Yeah...

Desire to Inspire introduced me to Spanish interiors mag Nuevo Estilo today and even through my crusty eyes I could see that this shit was special.
When was the last time you've seen a Barcelona chair look so good?  If you say you're own living room I'll punch you in the face.  Maybe that's just roids talkin...

I'm gonna do something nice for earth today alright...  I'm recycling all my used kleenex!  hahahahahaha!  You gave me this mucus Mother Nature and you're gettin it back bitch!

Hey what's up with that chair's...  Sssshhhh.  Don't ask questions.  Just look.

Straight-up library porn.  There are silhouettes on lampshades.  I just had a decorgasm.

I've barely done dishes in three days because standing makes my skin crawl.  I ate lunch (cinnamon toast) on a marble cheese plate.  It actually made it quite fancy.  Who's the classy winner now Mother Nature?

That arch is the most impressive and awe-inspiring thing I've seen this entire week.  I think my lungs are clearing just by looking at it.


Well played Mother Nature.


  1. I love the pic of the old table juxtaposed against the crystal chandelier!

    And that library is awesome!

  2. WOW!! I love the first room and the library!! so amazing!! Happy Friday! Have a great weekend!

  3. Thanks for stopping by Iva! Have yourself a saucy weekend!

  4. I have no words. I've had that Spanish porn bookmarked for awhile and am
    kicking myself for not checking it out sooner. So, so hawt!

    I hope Mother Nature lets up soon. She can be a real bitch! Feel better. That's an order!