As I’m sure you could tell from my previous decorating posts I’m a creative genius regarding decor. Knowing about my awesome talents one of my best friends, Dr. J,
begrudgingly relented begged for some sage advice regarding her guest room. Dr. J is a lady genius who does something science-related for the government but I don't know what that is because I always fall asleep before she finishes her job description. I think it's important. Not as important as blogging obviously. But gawd help her she can't tell Persimmon from Sienna though. I know, it's sad right? Fortunately for her I have a PhD of fabulosity. That's a Phenomenal Diva. Before she went off to provide clean drinking water to third world countries or do something something zzzzzzz....huh? she told me my parameters included an Ikea Hemnes bed, some brown curtains and a psuedo-agreed upon color palette. Game on bitch.
Like in this case. I know that Dr. J wants will end up with something like this which I will still gladly sleep under (with nightmares) the next time I visit but since she "asked" for my help I will buy a plane ticket and fly up to wherever it is that she lives and for all that's sweet and holy I will put her nuts in her mouth if I see this on the bed. See how that pillow sham matches the bedspread Dr. J? Nuts. In. Your. Mouth. But if this is what you end up doing please, for Madame Sunday’s sake, add something green in there and something shiny and/or textural. A jute ruge. A nubby ivory throw. Metallic candlesticks. A mirror. Set off some fireworks. Anything. But do NOT purchase any of these things at Bed,
But I'm no fool. Sigh. I know that this will never happen and within a week the room will look like this: