So good you won't even miss the cheese!

Remember when it rained and my roof leaked so I rode a rainbow and found things in my fridge and then won some badass furniture and then wrapped it all up in a hilariously poignant and soul touching story?  Well guess what was delivered to the Ranch last week?


I'll give you a hint:

Wheeeeee!!  It's the Tattoo End Table from the Modenus giveaway!!!  It looks just like the picture above except it has a third dimension and more fabulosity.  Awesome right?!  Yet again the universe was looking out for a madame because I was having a really bad - I can't remember why, maybe I ran out of cheese - when I got the call it was being delivered.  Yet another rainbow for me!  Pretty things always make me forget my misfortunes and cheese shortages.  

The table looks even better in person.  The tattooed hands are laser etched on the veneer and look like wood burning but have a great sketchy quality that you can't see from the larger pictures.

You can hardly see it in this picture either.  I think it's time for me and the R97700000 Camera of Amazing Awesomeness to spend some quality time alone together and get to know each other better.

 So here it is in situ.

Blammo.

We call this No Expectations decorating here at the ModSauce Ranch which is really "this is where things go til they find they're real home" decorating.  Let's break it down: zombie pit stain green walls which I swear I'll repaint but until them - I'm sorry.  I also do a lot of propping against the walls because it's easier to rotate things I want to look at regularly.  Additionally, the walls aren't sheetrock but some type of plaster they used in the 60's made of diamonds because you cannot drill a hole to hang a picture without a small nuclear explosion and I really don't have that kind of commitment with thrift store art.   Tattoo table doesn't seem to mind.  She seems to be exponentially cool slumming it next to the vintage chair and Ikea lamp.  The blank canvas is something that I'm TOTALLY going to paint some wicked art on one day.  Right now I call it a Study in White #1 Next To Empty Frame.  Welcome to the ModSauce Ranch, Tattoo!

Yes that's a big white furball on the left but I didn't see it until it was too late. Deal with it.  No Expectations!

Charlemagne likes it too.  She doesn't like riding rainbows because it makes her fur go in the opposite direction and she hates that.  


Thanks again to Modenus and Maybelline Te of Snug Furniture!  Oh and rainbows of fortune.  Gawd bless the internet.