OK this picture actually makes me exceedingly happy but it represents exactly what's going on this week. Here I am looking all fabulous in my big fake hair and dramatic pose trying to design a kitchen and pick out some awesome tile but their fucking 'lot color variations' and shit is all up in my face looking all creepy and trying to eat me up or something. I mean, dubya tee Fuck, real life problems of global proportions??!!! I have important things to do like blogging and tossing my big fake hair around. Priorities y'all.