Wednesday, February 16, 2011

This makes me exceedingly cranky.

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OK this picture actually makes me exceedingly happy but it represents exactly what's going on this week.  Here I am looking all fabulous in my big fake hair and dramatic pose trying to design a kitchen and pick out some awesome tile but their fucking 'lot color variations' and shit is all up in my face looking all creepy and trying to eat me up or something.   I mean, dubya tee Fuck, real life problems of global proportions??!!!  I have important things to do like blogging and tossing my big fake hair around.  Priorities y'all.    

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  1. Tile skull monster says "Waaaaaaassup?!".

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  2. Raina - oh is that what he's saying? I couldn't tell because I'm rather drunk and preoccupied with trying to slit my wrists. Note to self: listen first, suicide later. ; )

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  3. "The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! You shall not pass!"

    If you get that one MS, I'll only be slightly impressed.

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  4. Izzy - EASY!! Gandalf could totally make my kitchen remodel go a lot easier. If he wasn't busy fighting evil or being fictional...

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  5. Okay then. I'm a little more than slightly impressed :)

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  6. Izzy - In the interest of full disclosure I haven't read the books so that does hurt my credibility some. Feel free to judge.

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  7. All these distractions from the important matter: Who does your big hair? So fluffy and full of body! So "tossable!" K

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  8. Kymberly - that hair came from a llama in South America and has been blessed by a shaman for maximum body and fabulosity.

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