It's a fun way to celebrate the upcoming warm weather while completely trying to bypass the part where my lungs are coated in pollen and my Neti pot has to violate each nostril every night.
That looks nice but it also looks like a lake and I don't swim in lakes because bad things usually happen to people that go to summer camp and swim in lakes (also the water is icky and filled with beer cans) and when you pee in a lake I don't think it just disappears like it does in the ocean because human pee is what mermaids drink. That's a fact. Swimming in lakes kills mermaids and if you have any compassion left in your bladder you'll do the right thing. I'm going to design bumper stickers that say "Save a mermaid, pee in the ocean."
|ffffound via Dethjunkie so I'll never be able to find the real source...|
Also, I think Sharktopus can live in freshwater too so you can't escape that...
Time stops when you're underwater. It's true. A mermaid told me.
Except if you're in a pool!
I'm a bit obsessed with these paintings by Sarah Harvey because they make me all floaty-feeling in a non pee cloud kind of way.
This is exactly how my BFF and I spent the entire summer after our 7th grade year while we developed our synchronized swimming routine. I still have a tan in a gradient from head to toe.