About half of the time I find a cool image - be it a saucy vintage diva, a kitteh or a good interior - and go to find the source to find more deliciousness I am inevitably led to some tumblr page with a ton of gay porn. Now, I don't know what that says about my aesthetic but I swear to gawd I'm going to break the internet's face if I have to scroll through one more page of hairy ass to find the stuff I'm actually interested in. THIS IS WHAT I DO FOR YOU PEOPLE!!!!
I'm not discriminating against your hairy taint if you in fact have one or like one but it's sort of a buzzkill when I'm trying to find more pictures of glitter eyeshadow and then it's all BAM! Ass balls in my face. Rest assured readers that I, Madame Sunday, heretofore in to-eth swearest that this post and the tumblr wishflowers where all of the below images came from is 100% taint free to the best of my knowledge and the only kind of porn on these pages will be design porn. You're welcome.
I'll note the link for each image so you can explore that rabbit hole if you want. I'm done. I've reached my 'bear in leather chaps' quota for the decade.
The quota I haven't reached? Sunshine. Seriously, where does light like this exist because it's nowhere near the ModSauce Ranch. Perhaps it lives in Photoshop...
I still have architectural jungle fevah.
I wish graffiti in Chattavegas looked like that. We mostly have gang signs with zero panache and a few misspelled obscenities. Start getting creative local street thugs!!
I also wish there was furniture in Chattavegas that looked like that. Or I guess I could set some shit on fire this weekend but I think my IKEA Lack tables will just melt and not char so pretty.
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I'm not sure what those Series 7 chairs did to go to the time-out corner but it musta been bad.
The corners are all a little hurty to me but how many times did you draw a swimming pool of some kind in your fantasy house when you were about nine years old? Or was I the only one who drafted fantasy floorplans with my Hello Kitty set of colored pencils? I also drew pages and pages of interlocking plumbing pipes with my hot pink ruler and a primitive T-square I made out of a broken VHS case of the Care Bears movie... that's all totally normal right??! RIGHT????!!!!
I'd really like to find out more about this building but I'm scared to follow the source link. If someone is brave enough to venture on please let me know and I'll be forever in your debt. Go with gawd, friend.
I said this post is100% taint free not free of delicious burrito unicorns.
bahahahha I use to be in a rock band named Doodoo butter formerly known as ten inch taint. We lasted a whole 6hours before we went our separate ways. This is the first time since that day that I've heard the word "Taint" again. Memories.
ReplyDeleteAlso I saw that white upholstered danish sofa's lost brother today. I think I might adopt him this weekend and give him a facelift.
I really hope the entire name of the band was "Doodoo Butter Formally Known As Ten Inch Taint" because that would make an awesome tshirt.
ReplyDeleteYou need to go adopt that sofa ASAP and offer up post-surgery pics!
Why is it that you don't work in ID (or AD for that matter) again!?
ReplyDeleteNot that my observations wield any influence, but I've yet to find any images in your "archives" that don't demonstrate a clear (if not latent) talent for it.
While we archivists wind up wading through lot's of "off topic" imagery, "porn" is probably not a specific enough search term MS :)
BTW, don't get fooled today.
Anyway...
Of COURSE your observations and comments wield influence. *eyeroll* I found that the part of design that I like is what I do now either with my current job or through the blog - I like being creative (drawing, using color and conceptualizing) and there was actually very little of that in the ID stuff that I did. Spending 40 hrs a week being a mindless CAD bitch is not fun for me. But it made me respect the people that DO do that even more!
ReplyDeleteNo matter what I search for porn finds ME! Much like gays in real life actually...
I've probably already been fooled today, dammit!
But porn is the reason I come here. Oh, I get it - this is your April Fool's post and soon your going to unleash the porn that we all know and love.
ReplyDeleteYou mean the hairy taint porn?! I didn't know you swung that way, David but whatever rocks your boat. That'll be my next installment of the Sunday Set but if you can't wait that long I'll send you the links...
ReplyDeleteRegarding influence:
ReplyDeleteIn my own mind my influence and authority are infinite (not to mention the only thing that matters). Let's just summarize it as I don't suffer a repressed ego :)
This being true, I try not to assume that others feel the same, but thanks just the same.
Since you're an architect I was never concerned about the state of your ego. ; ) But just like any normal blogger all my self worth comes from my comment sections and number of RTs. Duh.
ReplyDeleteWell then,
ReplyDeleteModernSauce effin' kicks ass.
That'll be as if written in stone as soon as this post is indexed by the search engines :)
Let the conversation continue!
The internet is forever!!! Thanks for your comments - now I don't have to drink my sorrows away this weekend! I'll just drink for all the other reasons... ; )
ReplyDeleteIs it my imagination, or does that charred table on the right look like an extracted tooth? That particular piece qualifies as porn only because it's so WRONG.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I have spent many many (many) hours picking out handles. And I'm not even a trained expert. Just a picky bitch.
Extracted tooth or not I'd totally put that table in my living room! Then my house would be NSFA: Not Safe For Alexandra.
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