There came a point in my life when it was necessary that I understand what forces of the universe came together to produce that which is myself. What unique blend of glitter, sarcasm and inbreeding did it really take? So like any curious person with some disposable income and an internet connection I started researching my family tree. I know it's a hobby that's usually reserved for 60 year olds and their quilting circles but I'm gonna bring it a whole new generation of foul-mouthed twenty-somethings. Check out this pedigree chart muthafuckas!!!!!!
The other side of the family was a sassy mix of dirt poor farmers and horse thieves. Ok I made up the part about the horse theives but being dirt poor farmers is not very exciting. I'm going to guess that generations and generations of being poor probably made some people kinda bitter so that accounts for the sarcasm and aversion to manual labor.
But all this fabulosity pales in comparison to the story of these guys. They are two brothers who live in a cave outside of Budapest. They just inherited billions from their long lost grandmother. That's with a 'B'.
I may not live in a cave but it is a shithole sooo....
I'm just sitting here ready to go...
Whenever you're ready...
Sweet, generous, possibly dead long lost relative...
Just a million is fine too...
Whenever you're ready...
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