Stephen. Just between us girls Madame Sunday always gets that tingly feeling in her nether parts anytime I open my mailbox and see that HB font adorning a warm, thick package of fabulosity. I adore you and what you've done to HB over the last few years; I've listened to your interviews here and here; so I was so disappointed to see this is my mailbox this weekend.
I think we've already thoroughly discussed my theories on blue this year and I can't believe that HB has succumbed to the conspiracy that is Pantone Turquoise 15-5519. And with a bunch of bland interiors to boot. For the record I like blue - my bedroom is blue - but Christ on a cracker this is getting old. If you're going to commit to the mindfuck of a nation's color palette at least make me WANT to get on bored. Oops I meant to type 'get on board' but I think my Freudian slip is appropriate.
I know you can't be perfect every time but next month get your shit together HB. I'm counting on you because I can't afford a subscription to Living Etc and Elle Deco UK and I need something, anything besides Elle Decor and Veranda. Don't make me switch to Canadian House and Home - they ARE really really nice, Stephen.
First it's Pantone, then it's our magazines, next Hollywood will start making movies filled with a bunch of blue people!!!
Wait. Well fuck me...
I still want to get together with you for a cocktail or two Stephen. Look how cute we are together.