Ok. Things got a little heated a few days ago and I just want you to know that you’re forgiven. I know you were really excited about the green campaign and got carried away. It's okay - I understand. So being the bigger person in this relationship I decided to forgive you of all your sinful ways. But let’s never forget who the HMIC is y’all! (that’s Head Madame In Charge)
Just to prove that all is well and we truly are internet BFFs I’m sending you some virtual cookies courtesy of Natalie’s Killer Cuisine. She always has the most amazing-looking concoctions made of chocolate, sugar, butter and other carb-related ingredients. She has other recipes involving meat and vegetables but those don’t dangerously spike your blood sugar or adequately express my feelings to you like these do.
*That’s stupid. Glenn Beck is a mormon and I don't think they believe in Jesus the way normal people do. Maybe I should have said Joseph Smith and the Buddha come down from heaven. Yeah that makes much more sense.